1. If your partner buys you a sexy little “something” is it a present for you or for your partner?
Depends

2. What are 3 characteristics of “your type”?
Tall, furry, masculine…

3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you?
1, that’s like burning water, right…

4. Tattoos: Love them or hate them. On you? On a partner?
Love them, kind of a fetish. Both on me and partner.

5. Stubble: Good or bad? How often do you shave?
Good. Once a week or so…

I know it’s been a while since I did one of these so here we go again, plus I know it’s late in the week for it.

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep?
Cuddle then fall asleep

2. Have you ever fake orgasms?
How can men? I mean really, a bit hard to don’t ya think? Spit won’t work to well.

3. In any 24 hour period, what is the most number of time you have ever had sex?
Well, that’s a trick question, depends on your definition of sex. Meaning orgasms’ – 4-5 times, mean penetration that is a bit higher number, and if you mean just playing – does constantly count?

4. Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car?
Received while driving, not gave while driving, that is dangerous. Gave handjob while driving though. Gave while passenger, and just talked about giving again here soon too which I am looking forward to.

5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a male)? Do you think most people lie when asked?
Depends on straight or gay for one. I know some men 2K-3K and they are in their mid to late 30’s. Others can count them on one hand. For normal guy’s combining straight and gay guys I think the normal average is about 20 or so. And staights will prob lie more than gays on number of partners. But most, prob will if asked.

Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Over

Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
All down.

When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
Last night, but then again, don’t have technically a significant other… sooo….

Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Sex … nice to watch too. Guess thats the Voyeur in me.

If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
Divide it up between a few charities… great tax write off….

Leather, lace or silk?
DUH…. leather…

Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any “dirty” magazines? Which ones?
Nope

Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
Yep. First three… not in ocean yet…

The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
me – aggressive, submissive, willing
partners – aggressive, torcherous, eager

Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, “to prove that you loved” him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can’t think of what an “other” might be)?
For the fun of it. SHEESH. What better way?

1. What’s the sexiest type of underwear?
Jock

2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
Yes… been paid that is.

3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES… ooo, and YEP!!! That is a must have listed item on the guy(s). Few exceptions, but LOVE the fur.

4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen featured in pornography?
Hetero sex.

5. What’s worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as “too much”?
Not enough is worse. Nope, not a thing as “too much”.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
Color wise, yes. Length, near enough. Buzzed head, trimmed a bit below, and shaved hangers.

Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
Nope

What is your favorite thing to lick?
Gay man… hmmm, let me see. Washington monument? Banana? What you think silly… trouser snake!!!

Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)
Sure, did.

If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!!
E – all of the above

Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you “fake it?”
Um, sorry, can’t, can’t spit that much that fast…. I think a bottle of Elmer’s Glue would be a bit suspicious. So, no, I don’t fake it.

If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
The damn bloody Ruby slippers.. those are worth a fortune..

Have you ever gone to court for anything? What for?
Yes, traffic ticket

What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn’t do?
Breathe

Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation?
Nope, unless you count sex as a fling, then many many many… etc times

Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who’s name you never knew?
Yep

Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart?
Bubblegum and duck tape

What is the meanest thing you’ve ever done/said to a lover/loved one?
It’s over

Have you ever had sex on an elevator?
Fooled around but not full blown sex.

Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?
No, I tell it like it is. What you see is what you get.

Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?
Yea, on the beach, and yes to in water as well. Good night that was.

How old are you? How old do you feel? =P
35; 10,001 years older than sand.

Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?
Nope, close to it though, I got the scars to prove that one.

Have you been to a strip club or “titty bar”? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?
Yea, been to one. Hated every minute of it, and no lap dance. Would not have done anything for me anyway.

Should guys wear pink?
Hmm, NO. Just not a color on a straight or a gay man should wear.

Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Both, depends on the guy. Majority of the time, closed, like to feel the kiss without distractions. Sometimes open to look into their eyes.

What is the first “non-physical” feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive?
Mannerisms, the way they carry themselves.

Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Nope. No real need to do something like that.

Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Loaded question. Some consider oral as sex, not separate. So amazing sex and amazing oral would be the same thing… so, my answer . . . 42.

Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say?
WAKE UP!!!

1. When you orgasm, do you hold your breath?
Don’t pay attention to that. So, can not tell ya.

2. Have you ever had sex or played around with a celebrity?
Yes. One famous singer and one porn star.

3. Do you think prostitution should be legal? Why or why not?
Yes, make them pay taxes like the rest of us.

4. How do you masturbate? Do you romance yourself? Get straight to the point? Read erotic material?
How – with my hand; romance – yea, I give myself flowers before hand (seriously – no); To the point – sometimes, other times play with a few toys; Read – what is this reading you speak of? (serious – no reading material)

5. Which gives you the most pleasure – intercourse, masturbating for/with your partner, being masturbated by your partner.
E – none of the above. I prefer to masturbate partner, if they are happy, then I am fine. They could orgasm multiple times before I do.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a crush on a relative?
Nope

What was your first job?
Concession Stand help at a Drive-In

When did you go to your first funeral?
At 13, my cousin’s funeral.

What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary?
*pulls out the book and starts flipping through the pages*

Are you left handed or right handed? Which direction does the top of your head lean when you kiss on the lips?
Mainly Right handed, but use both nearly equal. Lean to the right.

Males: Which way do you dress?
Up and to the right a bit.

1. Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them?
Nope.

2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes – would you do it and how?
Yes, would do it. HOW??? With my toes silly.

3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you?
Would – Yes
Have – Yes, many a time.

4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly?
Rub/pet the back of my head, or in pup terms, scratch behind my ears..

5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. (PICS PLEASE!!!)
Me – collar
Mate – Nothing but black work/combat boots and white socks, or harness boots with white socks, or Cop boots, etc … basically black boots with white socks.

1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone?
Depends on the someone, sometimes it’s more of memory, than any trigger.

2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Nice tone/defined chest/torso, something to lay my head on while getting petted, and furry is also a major plus

3. Do you prefer to give or receive?
Depends on what the other on this, whatever makes them happy.

4. One night stands- What’s the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there?
Depends on my mood, or their mood, and who’s place.

5. What is the strangest place you’ve had sex?
A bed.

Here are this week’s answers for Too Much Information Tuesday:

1. Ideal amount of sex per week?
Depends on the week of work, and the other items have planned. But to say a number, etc… hmmm…
I say 4-6 times a week, weekends being more ideal, longer sessions that way.

2. Ever had an online affair?
Does smack talking while on a Ventrilo server count?

3. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No, maybe one day.

4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people?
Yea, Humans.

5. What constitutes bad sex?
Hmmm, interesting question . . .

Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate?
Have no idea, and if I knew, I be going to therapy for it..

PS – yes, I can do that in the picture on the TMI site.. 