Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Over
Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
All down.
When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
Last night, but then again, don’t have technically a significant other… sooo….
Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Sex … nice to watch too. Guess thats the Voyeur in me.
If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
Divide it up between a few charities… great tax write off…. 
Leather, lace or silk?
DUH…. leather…
Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any “dirty” magazines? Which ones?
Nope
Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
Yep. First three… not in ocean yet…
The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
me – aggressive, submissive, willing
partners – aggressive, torcherous, eager
Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, “to prove that you loved” him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can’t think of what an “other” might be)?
For the fun of it. SHEESH. What better way?
1. What’s the sexiest type of underwear?
Jock
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
Yes… been paid that is.
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES… ooo, and YEP!!! That is a must have listed item on the guy(s). Few exceptions, but LOVE the fur.
4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen featured in pornography?
Hetero sex.
5. What’s worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as “too much”?
Not enough is worse. Nope, not a thing as “too much”.